Chinese and Jackass

Hey'ya bloggity.
I've got two things I want to put out in the air for today, Chinese food and the Critics Choice awards.

First off, let's think about Chinese food. Sweet, warm, delicious morsels of meat, covered in a yummy sauce. Got your tummy rumbling? Yeah, it had mine to this afternoon. So, after much debate and whining about how much I hated the bland food at my house, I went out with a friend to a Buffett. It was delicious, yes, but what I want to say is that honey chicken should not be served as an entree; honey chicken is a dessert. That stuff is so sweet, that I couldnt more than a small piece or two. Maybe it was just the place we ate at, but seriously, honey chicken is a dessert, or at least needs a sugar warning above it.

Seconds, Critics Choice awards. Now, there's one reason, and one reason only I decided to watch this show. It wasn't to see which movie got best direction or cinematography, it was about the jackass spoofs. If you really knew me, youd know that im a slave for anything Jackass, this included. Those bits made the entire show, especially Black Swan and Inception. Honestly, if they were to make an entire movie spoofing blockbusters with the Jackass cast, id buy a hella expensive ticket and go to the first viewing available. I have to applaud the Inception bit with the golf cart and Chris being the crazy mom from Black Swan, it was just priceless. If you haven't seen the skits, try and find them online at VH1.com or YouTube, you won't regret it.

Well bloggity, I'm taking an early night tonight. I'm getting a haircut tomorrow, so some photos are in order.
See you later :P